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Câu 31: Which can move faster, heat or cold?
Answer: Heat, because you can catch cold.
Câu 32: What weather do mice and rats fear?
Answer: When it's raining cats and dog.
Câu 33: Who always drives his customers away?
Answer: All the keys are inside
Câu 34: Who will be your real friend, a poor friend or a rich one?
Answer: A poor friend, because a friend in need is a friend indeed.
Câu 35: Why did the banker keep looking up at the sky?
Answer: To see if there was any change in the sky
Câu 36: What is the longest word in the English language?
Answer: Smiles, because there is a mile between the beginning and the end.
Câu 37: Why is the letter E so important? ( Xem đáp án )
Answer: It is the beginning of 'everything'.
Câu 38: Why is the letter R absolutely necessary to friendship?
Answer: Without it a friend will become a fiend
Câu 39: What can you tell from Peter's record card with extremely poor grades?
Answer: He didn't cheat
Câu 40: What has four fingers and a thumb but no flesh and bone?
Answer: A glove
Câu 41: Who goes around all day in a car with his bag full of money?
Answer: A bus conductor
Câu 42: Mouse fell of a 1000-step stair and was not hurt. Why?
Answer: He fell off the last step.
Câu 43: Who works only one day in a year but never gets fired?
Answer: Santa Claus
Câu 44: What do your drop when you need it and take back when you don't?
Answer: An anchor
Câu 45: What is higher without a head than with a head?
Answer: A pillow
Câu 46: When can you have something and nothing at the same time in your pocket
Answer: When there is a hole in it
Câu 47: Where can you always find money?
Answer: In the dictionary
Câu 48: "Railroad crossing, look out for the cars." Can you spell it without any R's?
Answer: I-T
Câu 49: Why do fish live in water?
Answer: Because cats can't swim
Câu 50: What kind of party do prisoners like?
Answer: A going-away party
Câu 51: Which has more legs, a cow or no cow?
Answer: No cow: A cow has 4 legs, but no cow has 5 legs.
Câu 52 What is black when it is clean and white when it is dirty?
Answer: A blackboard
Câu 53: Why are grandpa's false teeth like stars
Answer: Because they come out at night
Câu 54: What word is pronounced wrong, even by the best of scholars?
Answer: The word 'wrong'
Câu 55: What will make more noise in your house than a dog?
Answer: Two dogs
Câu 56: What are two things people never eat before breakfast?
Answer: Lunch and dinner
Câu 57: Why did the man throw a bucket of water out the window?
Answer: He wanted to see the waterfall
Câu 58: Why did the man throw the butter out the window?
Answer: He wanted to see the butterfly
Câu 59: Why did the man put the clock in the safe?
Answer: He wanted to save time
Câu 60: What has a neck, but no head?
Answer: A bottle
Câu 61: I am a band but I don't play any music - what am I?
Answer: A rubber band
Câu 62: If yesterday had been Wednesday's tomorrow and tomorrow is Sunday's yesterday, what day would be?
Answer: Friday
Câu 63: Where is the ocean the deepest?
Answer: At the bottom
Câu 64: How many legs does an ant have?
Answer: Two, the same as an uncle
Câu 65: Which letter is always trying to find reasons?
Answer: *y* - why
Câu 66: Which letter is not me?
Answer: U
Câu 67: Why is the letter A like a flower?
Answer: Because the letter B is after it (Note: B = bee)
Câu 68: Why is the letter "A" like noon?
Answer: It's in the middle of (the) 'day'
Câu 69: What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?
Answer: C
Câu 70: What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it?
Answer: A teapot
Câu 71: What are the 3 important rings in life?
Answer: Engagement ring, Wedding ring, and suffering
Câu 72: A man rode into town on Tuesday. Two days later he rode home on Tuesday. How is this possible
Answer: His horse's name is Tuesday
Câu 73: Why did the student take a ladder to school?
Answer: Because he/she was going to high school!
Câu 74: Why did the tomato blush?
Answer: Beacuse it saw the salad dressing!
Câu 75: What are the two strongest days of the week?
Answer: Saturday and Sunday. All the others are weak (week) days.
Câu 76: What do you call a bear without an "ear"?
Answer: BBBBBBB
Câu 78: What's the difference between a TEACHER and a CONDUCTOR?
Answer: A teacher TRAINS the MIND and a conductor MINDS the TRAIN
Câu 79: What do you call a fish that only cares about himself?
Answer: Selfish
Câu 80: What's a minimum?
Answer:
Câu 81: Why can't a bicycle stand on its own?
Answer: Because it s two-tired (too tired)
Câu 82: What's got a wave but no sea?
Answer: My hair
Câu 83: Where does a boxer who weighs 135 kilograms sit on a bus?
Answer: Wherever he wants to.
Câu 84: What is the word that everybody always says wrong?
Answer: Wrong
Câu 85: What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Answer: Short
Câu 86: What's the longest word in the dictionary?
Answer: Rubber-band -- because it streches
Câu 87: How many seconds are there in one year?
Answer: Twelve. January second, February second, March second...
Câu 88: What did the doctor say when the invisible man called to make an appointment?
Answer: Tell him I can t see him today
Câu 89: What has teeth but can't bite?
Answer: A comb
Câu 90: What a bee says when it gets in the hive?
Answer: A comb
Câu 91: What flowers have two lips?
Answer: Tulips
Câu 92: They travel all over the world but end up in the corner, what are they?
Answer: Stamps
Câu 93: What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailor?
Answer: A jeweler sells watches. A jailer watches cells
Câu 94: What's a teacher's favorite nation?
Answer: Expla-nation
Câu 95: What's the most colorful state of U.S.A.?
Answer: Color-rado
Câu 96: How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Answer: Eleven -in *the alphabet*
Câu 97: Which months have 28 days?
Answer: All 12 months
Câu 98: What do you call your father-in-law's only child's mother-in-law?
Answer: Mom
Câu 99: What 11-letter English word does everyone pronounce incorrectly?
Answer: Incorrectly
Câu 100: If you drop a yellow hat into the red sea, what does it become?
Answer: Wet
1. No, i don't because I do not like to travel.
2.
By Mike Cruse
Dear Timmy:
You know, it’s funny, for as long as we’ve known each other, we’ve spent very little time actually around each other. But I really wanted to tell you how much the time we’ve spent together has meant to me, and I also wanted to say thank you.
We don’t really think about it much, but the words “thank you” can accomplish so much and can convey more than one could possibly imagine.
Thank you for being one of the first people to be nice to me in elementary school. I think you saw the fear in my eyes when I showed up at a new school where most of you had kind of grown up around each other. You hung out with me on the playground and would always invite me to play games with you at recess.
Thank you for always being the same back then, no matter what. I sadly hit my popular peak in fifth grade, and even though we were in the same class we didn’t talk so much. That was my fault and I’m sorry.
While I was feeling the joy of being popular, you were being labeled as troublemaker — and worse, a lost cause — by the very adults that were supposed to be guiding us, teaching us, nurturing us. No child should be made to feel that way.
3.
3. As for me I spent a week in Turkey. I took the plane in Paris
and flew for three and a half hours to Izmir. There a woman
was waiting for us to drive us by bus to Kusadasi (pronounced
kouchadaseu). She is a French woman who married a Turkish
man five years ago. She is from Lievin, in the North of France.
She confessed that her husband followed her to France but
he didn't get used to the weather. It was a bit too wet and
too cold for him. So, they went back to Turkey. He then
became the manager of a hotel (not the one we went to) and
she started working for a holidays group at the hotel where
we went.
We arrived in the afternoon at the hotel which is based very
close to the sea. How wonderful it is to have meals almost on
the beach, listening to the waves and looking at the sun
downing in the evening. We could have a glass, then go to the
beach and as soon as we were thirsty come back to the bar
and have another glass before swimming a little. It was very
comfortable. I loved it.
Concerning the site, it was very beautiful. The beach was in
front of us and on the right side, we had a view on the
mountains. We even took a boat to some little beaches on the
edge of these mountains. The water was like a warm bath.
And you'd say, what about Turkish people? They are really
nice. They don't speak a lot of French, but if you can speak English, I assure you you can spend good time with them. I
had the feeling that they didn't know what to do to please us.
I have never met so nice people. I advise you to go there,
really, you'll come back with so many souvenirs in your minds.
1) According to the passage, what makes human communication possible?
A. human’s ability to communicate
B. language
C. human’s love for each other
D. human’s pr ofessions
2) Why is it easier for the Australian, the Americans and the British to take English for granted?
A. Because they don’t like English.
B. Because they are not forced to learn English.
C. Because they still live well without speaking English.
D. Because they were born with English as their primary language and they do not consciously realise its importance.
3) Based on the passage above, how many people use English world - wide?
A. one - third of the world’s population
B. two - thirds of the world’s population
C. half of the world’s population
D. 1.5 million people
4) Why is English becoming the number one language?
A. Because it is the simplest language in the world.
B. Because it is the language of the richest country in the world – the USA.
C. Because English has long been used by many people.
D. Because the need for communication across borderline increases.
5) Why should we be careful about choosing one particular language for all countries?
A. Because it takes a lot of time for a ll people in the world to learn a certain language.
B. Because all nations want to make their mother tongues the international language.
C. Because it may negatively affect an individual country’s national identity.
D. Because it’s hard to correct the mist ake once you have already chosen the wrong language
1. foggy/ however/ many/ it/ was/ cars/ there/ were/ on the street/ this morning.
It was foggy; however, there were many cars on the street this morning.
2. The autumn/ coming/ as a result/ yellow leaves/ falling/ is/ down/ are.
The autumn is coming; as a result, yellow leaves are falling down.
3. are/ sale/ the goods/ on/ hence/ customers/ are/ the shop/ in/ there/ many
The goods are in sale; hence, there are many customers in the shop, .
4. explain/ trying to/ the woman/ is/ nevertheless/ understands/ no one/ her
The woman is trying to explain; nevertheless, no one understands her.
1. stand => is standing
2. cooker => cook (cooker ko phải là đầu bếp nha :v)
3. washes => brushes
4. looks at => help
5. goes => travels (travel nghĩa là đến những nơi khác nhau)
6. children of books. => children's books.
7. to => ∅
8. takes always => always takes
9. go => visit
10. stands => wakes
A taxi-driver
Smiles, because there is a mile between the beginning and the end of it.
Because it is the beginning of everything