Write a short joke story.
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5 tháng 3 2017
It was April 1st, so I decided to play a practical joke. I had lessons in my favourite class number 7. It was also place that gives me happiness because I got the best marks in it. I and my friends wanted to play a practical joke on the occasion of April Fool's day.
We always have fantastic idea when we are together. So we decided to do something funny to laugh our generally sad teach. During the lessons she informed us that she need to go out because she has got a small problem. She told also that she will be back soon.
We didn't have a lot of time, but we were decided what to do. I and my friend Michael went to blackboard fastly and we wrote: ABDUCTION. It was lesson of English so there was only few students in the class. We hid to the wardrobe and we were waiting for homecoming our lovely teacher. When she arrived to the class she was screaming because she believed in our "silly" joke. For a short time we had unpleasantness in school. However, there is no substitute teacher faces screaming.
16 tháng 2 2020
In my daily life, I have several hobbies such as cooking, surfing, listening to music and so on. However, I reading books the most for some reasons. Firstly, reading makes me feel comfortable after many long stressful hours at school. I actually comic books because they contain lots of colorful and interesting images that keep my spirit relax. Secondly, reading books provides me a great deal of diverse knowledge of many fields. For instance, I can know more specific culture of each country in The World’s Cultures book. In addition, I can know more things about different life of various animals that are living around the world in the Discovery of Animals World book. Finally, reading helps to enhance my vocabulary in both Vietnamese and English language. In Vietnamese book, I can learn many traditional folks or proverbs that help me understand more deeply the beauty of my mother tongue. About English books, I can improve my English reading comprehension skill in study. Besides, my communication skill with the foreigners will be better, too. In conclusion, I really reading books, for it brings many good things to me. I see it as an useful activity to learn how to make life more meaningful and beautiful.
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3 tháng 8 2018
OK , ask this question first
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood ?????????
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20 tháng 5 2023
As a freshman in university, I was excited to take on new challenges and explore my interests. However, I soon found myself struggling with a particularly difficult math course. No matter how much I studied or sought help, I couldn't seem to grasp the concepts.
Feeling discouraged, I considered dropping the course. But I didn't want to give up so easily. Instead, I decided to approach the professor for extra help and joined a study group with classmates who were also struggling.
Through hard work and determination, I slowly began to understand the material and improve my grades. It wasn't easy, but the challenge taught me the value of perseverance and seeking help when needed.
In the end, I not only passed the course, but gained a newfound confidence in my ability to overcome obstacles.
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5 tháng 3 2017
My sister was always causing problems. When we were both in high school, she would get a fight started and then expect me to finish it. One Friday, I was walking to my car, going home when someone pushed me from behind. I turned and saw a familiar face, I said Hi Kathy, wondering why she pushed me. Then she told me that she and my sister were having a fight and my sister threatened her with me. I assured her that I had no intention of finishing what my sister started. A few more words were stated and Kathy left, with the threat to finish this on Tuesday. I went home and had it out with my sister. Daddy overheard and just walked away. All weekend I pondered on what to do with the situation, on Monday evening daddy and I were talking on the front porch and he brought up the situation. I told him I didn't know what to do, I liked Kathy and didn't want to fight but she seemed determined to do so. Daddy leaned back and said. I tell you what I'd do, first I'd go down that hill and beat the hell out of my little sister, then when people see what you do to family, they'll leave you alone. On Tuesday I got to school a little early so I could get a feel for what was going on. It was quiet, no groups gathered around to see what they can see. I headed towards the front of the building, thinking there might be people there, nothing. I had Kathy in my history class first period, when I stepped into the classroom there was Kathy, just sitting there as if all was well. I went to a seat, keeping an eye on her, but still nothing. The entire day I watched every corner and waited for the other shoe to drop, it never did. After school my sister jumped in my car and explained why I had no trouble. My sister had called Kathy on Monday night and they had worked everything out. I screamed at my sister that I had been paranoid all day, and why didn't she tell me. She meant to but kept getting busy. That was the last fight I ran interference for my sister.
5 tháng 3 2017
Let me introduce you to my elder sister.
Nidhi has always been the "perfect child" of the family.One of the most beautiful lady I have ever come across. Her dimples can make people go completely crazy for her. I have no idea from where she inculcated all the values and principles that she holds. She is among those few individuals amongst the human population who wouldn't dare to cheat or let others cheat from her during an examination. Even at a very young age she made it a point that I was not spoilt by excessive pampering. She used to stay away from doing any of my homework or assignments. My friends used to get their things done by their sibling but my sister never touched any of my work and today I am capable of doing things my self only because of her. She raised me to be independent and to trust my capabilities. I learnt a lot of things from her. Being the youngest one , I had the tendency of copying whatever she did. Today I can draw,write poems and study well only because of her. I grew up seeing how talented and blessed she is. She is my role model and my lucky charm.
The thing that annoys me a lot is her "over expression" of love by the way of frequent hugs and kisses. Argh -_- ....
She is always there for me.More than often she ends up being the victim of my rage but she never complains. She is my life line;My support system. She always depends upon me for any suggestions or discussions.
We dream a lot together about our secret restaurant plan. Here are few screenshots of our conversation.
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer. "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it you." The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves. "What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!" Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?" The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!"
Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. The first guy drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and franally begins to put them on. The second guy says, "What are you doing? Sneakers won’t help you outrun that bear." "I don’t need to outrun the bear," the first guy says. "I just need to outrun you."