sao nô-en mà tôi lại buồn rầu như thế này???????????1+1=????????

MT

Minh Triều

30 tháng 12 2015 - olm

Học tập trung tâm thương Nguyễn đình đám nhất trong năm nay tuổi trẻ của Arsenal trước đây đã công nhận ra rằng các nước khác như vậy sao mà không biết phải làm thế này mà còn lại trong tôi bừng lên đến đỉnh núi

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0

PT

Phạm Trần Nhật Minh

20 tháng 5 2021 - olm

Tôi là Nguyễn Hữu Đa, năm nay tôi đã 70 tuổi rồi mà tôi vẫn chưa thấy câu hỏi nào như thế này. Cho tôi hỏi 1+1=?. Tôi sẽ không nói là tôi sẽ tick cho những ai trả lời sai :). Chúc làm bài thật tốt.

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9

NM

Nhật Minh Phạm Trần

20 tháng 5 2021

dạ chào oog cháu xin trả lời 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༄༂ßσssツミ★Lâm Lí Lắc★ (༺FAN๖ۣۜDoãn...

20 tháng 5 2021

1 + 1 = 2

Nội qui tham gia "Giúp tôi giải toán"

1. Không đưa câu hỏi linh tinh lên diễn đàn, chỉ đưa các bài mà mình không giải được hoặc các câu hỏi hay lên diễn đàn;

2. Không trả lời linh tinh, không phù hợp với nội dung câu hỏi trên diễn đàn.

3. Không "Đúng" vào các câu trả lời linh tinh nhằm gian lận điểm hỏi đáp.

Các bạn vi phạm 3 điều trên sẽ bị giáo viên của Online Math trừ hết điểm hỏi đáp, có thể bị khóa tài khoản hoặc bị cấm vĩnh viễn không đăng nhập vào trang web.

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Cold girl love Bangtan Sonyeondan

6 tháng 4 2019 - olm

1 + 1 = ? vì sao

Hãy nhắm mắt và gõ câu " Hom nay tao buồn quá" . Nhớ trung thực nha.

tôi gõ nó ra cái này:

hôm nau rao buồn quá

#Toán lớp 1

11

D

Darlingg🥝

6 tháng 4 2019

2 kb ko

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NA

ngọc ánh

6 tháng 4 2019

Hom nay tao buồn quá

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CG

Cô gái trắng trẻo

22 tháng 12 2018 - olm

1+1=???????

Nô-en sắp đến rồi mà chẳng có gì vui cả!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#Toán lớp 1

14

ST

Sư tử đáng yêu

22 tháng 12 2018

2

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ST

Sư tử đáng yêu

22 tháng 12 2018

noel quê mk ko có j vui cả

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NT

ngyễn thùy anh

1 tháng 3 2016 - olm

khi bạn khóc tôi cũng khóc , khi bạn buồn tôi cũng buồn .hỏi đó là cái gì ????????????????????????

cái này nhà nào hầu như cũng có

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16

AH

An Hoà

1 tháng 3 2016

Đó là cái gương, đúng không.Duyệt nha!

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HT

Hà Thanh Mai

1 tháng 3 2016

Chắc là cái gương

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NT

Nguyễn thị khánh hòa

25 tháng 12 2015 - olm

nô-en đến rồi

ai ai cũng vui

quà đầy khắp cửa

vậy mà tôi đây

một hộp ko có

một món ko cho

#Toán lớp 1

0

NH

Nguyễn Huy Hải

3 tháng 9 2015 - olm

Một ngày nọ, Chai hỏi Nô: Nếu bố vợ của anh rể cậu chết thì cậu có buồn không

Nô: Nó có liên quan gì đến nhà tao mà tao phải buồn

-------------------------------------------------------Một lát sau-------------------------------------------------------------------------

Nô: !!!!!!!!!

Vậy theo các bạn, câu chuyện buồn cười ở đâu

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10

PH

Phạm Huyền My

3 tháng 9 2015

Bố vợ của anh rể là bố mình vậy mà bảo chả liên quan

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Siêu Trí Tuệ

3 tháng 9 2015

Cha mình chết mà không buồn !!!Mà cách nói của tên Chai bí hiểm thật !!!Bố mình mà bảo chả liên quan !!! Ha ha ha ha ha !!!

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TM

Thanh Mai Cute

21 tháng 12 2016 - olm

1.Nhà xác..Cháy lớn tại bệnh viện. Sau khi dập tắt đám cháy một lính cứu hỏa báo cáo với chỉ huy:- Lửa đã bị dập tắt hoàn toàn! Tại tầng hầm chúng tôi cứu được 9 nạn nhân. Đã làm hồi tỉnh được 4, còn 5 người kia rất tiếc đã chết.Viên chỉ huy nghe xong liền ngất đi. Một lúc sau, tỉnh lại ông ta mới thều thào nói:- Chúa ơi! Dưới tầng hầm là cái nhà xác của bệnh viện...

Đọc tiếp

1.Nhà xác..

Cháy lớn tại bệnh viện. Sau khi dập tắt đám cháy một lính cứu hỏa báo cáo với chỉ huy:

- Lửa đã bị dập tắt hoàn toàn! Tại tầng hầm chúng tôi cứu được 9 nạn nhân. Đã làm hồi tỉnh được 4, còn 5 người kia rất tiếc đã chết.

Viên chỉ huy nghe xong liền ngất đi. Một lúc sau, tỉnh lại ông ta mới thều thào nói:

- Chúa ơi! Dưới tầng hầm là cái nhà xác của bệnh viện mà.

2.Bò “đực”..

Ở làng nọ, hàng năm đều tổ chức cuộc thi vắt sữa bò, ai vắt nhiều sữa nhất sẽ thắng cuộc. Năm nay như thường lệ, cuộc thi được tổ chức với sự tham gia của rất nhiều thí sinh. Qua vòng loại. Ban tổ chức chọn được 3 thí sinh có thành tích cao nhất vào chung kết thi vắt sữa tính thời gian. Sau 1 ngày nghỉ ngơi, 3 thí sinh bắt đầu trổ tài vắt sữa. Kết quả, người thứ nhất, sau 1 giờ hì hục, vắt được 4 lít sữa. Người thứ hai, vắt được 3 lít và người thứ 3 chỉ vắt được nửa lít. Kết quả: người thứ 3 đoạt giải nhất, vì Ban tổ chức đã đưa lộn con bò “đực” cho anh ta.

3.Ba điều ước..

Một người đàn ông da đen bị lạc trong sa mạc. Trời nắng gắt, khát khô cả cổ mà nhìn xung quanh vẫn chỉ thấy cát là cát.

Khi gần như ngất đi, anh kêu lên: "Thượng Đế ơi cứu con!"

Tức thì Thượng Đế hiện ra và nói "Ta cho con 3 điều ước!"

Mừng quá, không ngần ngại, anh ước:

– Thứ nhất : Cho con được làm người da trắng. Thứ hai : Lúc nào cũng có một phụ nữ ngồi trong lòng. – Thứ ba : Lúc nào con cũng có nuớc uống.

” OK!” – Thượng Đế mỉm cười, và BÙM!!! Anh bỗng biến thành…"cái toilet nữ

4.Google và Yahoo

Google viết thư “dằn mặt” Yahoo:
Chào Yahoo,
Có bao giờ mày nghe người ta nói “tôi không biết, để tôi hỏi ông yahoo” không?! Không bao giờ! Rõ rồi nhé!
Chào đoàn kết
Google
…

Hồi âm:
Chào Google,
Thế có bao giờ người ta nói “mình hẹn lên google nói chuyện sau nhé” không?
Rõ rồi nhé – mày dở hơi hơn tao! >:P
Yahoo

5.Cố tình đãng trí..

Một thương gia đang nằm chờ chết, thều thào đọc chúc thư cho viên luật sư:

- …Có lẽ cũng phải nghĩ đến các nhân viên của tôi một chút. Hãy chia cho mỗi người phục vụ trên 25 năm nửa triệu USD…

- Luật sư ngạc nhiên: Nhưng hãng của ngài chỉ mới thành lập có 15 năm thôi mà?

- Vị thương gia thở hắt: Vâng, tôi nhớ. Nhưng phải quảng cáo chứ!

6.Buồn hơn

Trong quán rượu, anh thanh niên gặp một người bạn đang uống một mình:

- Trông anh buồn quá! Có chuyện gì thế?

- Mẹ tôi mất vào tháng sáu để lại cho tôi 3.000 đô la.

- Xin chia buồn cùng anh!

- Thế rồi vào tháng bảy, bố tôi lại chết và để lại 7.000 đô la.

- Trời đất! Chỉ trong có 2 tháng mà anh mất đi những người thân yêu nhất. Tôi hiểu vì sao anh lại buồn tới mức này.

- Chưa hết đâu anh ạ! Tháng tám vừa rồi, dì tôi lại chết và để lại cho tôi 10.000 đô la.

- Anh thật là người bất hạnh.

- Nhưng buồn hơn nữa là tháng này chả có ai chết cả.

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11

NT

Nguyễn Tiến Đạt

22 tháng 9 2017

google và yahoo ơi

Có người nói bậy về các chị nè

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TM

Thanh Mai Cute

21 tháng 12 2016

Chúc các bạn được vui cười!

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